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They Eat Scum

(1979)

You won't believe this cheap-jack, home movie-looking shit. It starts with someone feeding a retard pudding or something while a Mr. Rogers song plays. The main story though is about Donna Death, who runs like this punk rock death cult. First she tells her fans (all six of them) to kill and eat everyone they meet, then she kills her fag brother with a poisonous fly and infects a dog with rabies so she can sic it on her dad. The dad finally slits Donna's throat, but her twin sister (who they never bothered to mention before) takes over the cult and wipes out New York with radiation. She makes herself queen, but twenty years later a bunch of people in Halloween masks and a giant cockroach bust into her place and kill her while "Y.M.C.A." plays. It sucks royally that Donna Death dies twice without ever showing us her tits (she's so fucking fine), but the second time she buys the farm she's covered with whipped cream so that's at least a little hot. There's also a guy blowing a poodle, some full frontal, a circular saw murder; and shitloads of gore. It's pretty awesome.