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(1940)
This movie is in 3-D, so you know it's mostly going to be about people throwing things. If you're a big fan of throwing things don't get too excited though, because it's the red & blue kind of 3-D, which everybody knows doesn't actually work. So, this guy goes to a haunted house to help some dame who called him screaming on the telephone (She probably just broke a nail or something. Stupid chicks.) and when he gets there he gets attacked by a dog, Frankenstein's monster, a witch, a skeleton, an Indian, a negro, a knight, and Robin Hood (Robin Hood?). The main guy doesn't actually fight them or anything, he just runs all over the place making stupid-ass jokes and comments, so I was pretty happy at the end when Frankenstein's monster poured molten lead on the jackass, then dropped the whole cauldron on him just for good measure. Take that, you irritating fuck. Screw you and your shitty 3-D.
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YOU don't have to PUT UP with the HIP.
