To All a Goodnight

(1980)

Okay, so there's like this "finishing school" for girls, but I guess they're not quite finished yet because they're all still ugly as fuck. Ha! Anyway, some chick gets killed in a flashback, so this one dude gets phenomenally pissed off, dresses up as Santa Claus, and starts murdering everybody. And I can't say I blame him, because she really was the only hot chick in the entire movie. Since you wouldn't want to see anyone else in this flick naked they really needed to pour on the blood & guts, but all the deaths are totally weak! What the fuck good is a slasher movie like that? Obviously the people who made this didn't have enough Christmas spirit.

And seriously, couldn't they find any other cute chicks?

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