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Tormented

(1960)

This dude trades in his annoying girlfriend for a younger, cuter, richer model and the old girlfriend gets all pissed and tries to blackmail him. So when she slips and is hanging off an abandoned lighthouse about to die, he just lets her fall. This seems like a lucky break at first, but this chick is such a pain in the ass that she comes back as a ghost to keep giving him shit. First she steals his fiancé's wedding ring and ruins her dress, then her ghost head starts turning up and bitching & whining (in one part, he grabs the head in a towel and rolls it down some stairs, which was the best part of the movie).

Meanwhile, this super-irritating hipster fuckwad figures it all out and tries to blackmail the guy, too. The hipster calls everyone "dad" and says shit like "I find out you're getting sliced to another chick". What the fuck does that even mean? The dude kills the hipster by bashing his head in with a pipe, but I'm pretty sure that counts as a service to the community and no jury would convict him. Unfortunately he's kinda got the habit now, so next he decides to kill this little girl. Fortunately for her he's never seen a movie in his entire life and keeps hanging around the top of the old lighthouse, so eventually the ghost comes after him there and he falls off. What a jackass.