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Trapped

(1973)

This dude gets his ass beat by these two crooks and ends up knocked out in this store restroom. It gets even worse for him though because at night they bring all these killer dogs into the store to guard it. The dogs are so crazy and out of control that they attack the trainer dudes, each other, and even throw themselves into the wall and shit when there's nothing else to attack. Don't attack dogs usually at least listen to their trainers or whatever? Plus wouldn't it be easier and cheaper to just hire some old dude with a gun to wander around the place? Anyway, the one dude is trapped in the place so he has to fight all the dogs (actually, he could have stayed in one of the offices or something and just chilled 'til morning, but I guess he gets bored easy 'cause he'd rather run all over the store getting attacked and shit). This could've been pretty cool, like with the guy fighting the dogs with tools and stuff, but nothing like that happens and he doesn't even kill a single dog! Plus we have to put up with all this shit about his megabitch ex-wife, who's pissed that he's missing and keeps complaining that he's probably drunk at a bar while she sits there sucking 'em down in this airport VIP lounge. I don't give a shit about this dude's crappy marriage- I wanna see dogs tearing people the fuck up then getting set on fire. This movie should've rocked, but they blew it. Fucking weak.