Video Picks for Perverts
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(2001)
Dylan McKay, MTV Sports, two hot chicks (the blonde is especially fine) and a black guy end up trapped on this haunted ocean liner in the middle of the Bermuda Triangle, and it's not long before the ship pulls a Shining on Dylan McKay and he starts killing everybody. I knew he'd be the first to crack. Haunted boat movies are always cool- they're just like haunted house movies except better, because in a haunted house movie you always kind of have to wonder why the people don't just check into a motel or something, but if you're trapped on a haunted boat you're pretty much fucked, especially if one of you is black like in this flick because everybody knows black people can't swim and it's politically incorrect to just leave them behind. There's not much gore in this, but any flick where somebody from Beverly Hills 90125 goes completely berserk is okay in my book, and at least we get to see the blonde in a bikini top.
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