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T.V. - The Movie

(2008)

The two main guys in this flick spend most of their time making their own TV show, but they don't actually get paid so they're gonna lose their house because they can't afford the mortgage. Now they could solve this problem by getting real jobs, but instead they make a movie about it and when it all comes down to the line they just borrow the bread from the one guy's mob brother. The first half hour of this is pretty boring, but it picks up when they hire the brother to be on their show- he's a total dick and it's fucking hilarious. There's a few other funny parts too, like when this guy murders the sun, or when somebody asks a dude why he's the one who gets to plan a robbery ("Because I'm Mexican"). So this movie does rock, but it could've rocked a lot harder so I'm gonna give these jokers some of my expert advice and hopefully their next one will be truly awesome:

First of all, don't like squander your resources. For instance, there's this hottie in your movie named "Shanti" who's all into guns and shit, but she barely gets to do anything. Slap a bikini on that dame and let her shoot up the place (any place). Also the funniest guy was the dick, so learn from that. Next time make everyone a dick. Some other suggestions you might consider:

• More punching

• A Shanti pole-dancing scene

• Is there any way to work a giant robot spider into the story? I really like the idea of a giant robot spider.

• Does Shanti have a twin sister? Seriously, if she does I have about twenty ideas for sequels. E-mail me.

I hope some of this is useful. Good luck and make sure you send me a promo copy of Part 2. I hate paying for shit.