Under the Rainbow

(1981)

All these midgets come to this hotel because they're gonna be in The Wizard of Oz, but then Clark Griswold, an assassin, some spies, and a bunch of Japanese people show up and all this wacky, zany, madcap shit happens. It's a really dumb movie, but it has a midget Nazi sieg heiling Hitler in the balls, a dog getting shot, a guy who fucks sheep, another dog getting poisoned, a midget run through a dishwasher, a midget swordfight, a third dog jumping out a six story window, a bunch of Japanese guys getting killed by mistake, nudity, a shitload of midgets having a huge party and trashing a hotel, and, best of all, Princess Leia in her underwear:

So you see, even though it sucks, it's fucking awesome. I'm pretty sure this is the only movie ever made that you can say that about.

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