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THE WORLD OF MR. SATANISM VS.
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(2007)
Hopefully this lame piece of crap will disappear someday and never be unearthed. For real, it's the most generic movie I've ever seen- they should've just called it "Monster Movie" and sold it in a plain white box. Actually, that would've been pretty hilarious. What really sucks is that it could have been an okay flick- I mean, it has not one, not two, not three, not five, but four decent-looking chicks in it, and the hottest one is an alcoholic sheriff! Christ, she's a bachelor party waiting to happen all by herself. And they even got Charlie Murphy, but instead of being funny he just makes a 2Pac reference (so timely) and then gets half of his head torn off by the alien monster. (Actually I was pretty surprised he died when this happened, since it didn't even faze him when some joker shot him in the back earlier. Seriously, I figured he had superpowers or something.) And why does every alien have to look like the Alien from Alien? Okay, I know that sounds retarded but you know what I mean. Really, how hard is it to design any other kind of alien you can possibly imagine? Try coming up with something new once in a while, you lazy Hollywood fucks.
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