Unhinged

(1982)

This movie throws some nice, perky little tits at us right away, but that's just a trick to reel you in because nothing else cool happens for a long fucking time after that. These three cute chicks are on their way to a concert but have a wreck and end up at this mansion with this bitchy old lady and her family. After about a hundred years one of the chicks goes for help, but she gets scythed by someone and that's the end of her. Finally at the very end the killer goes apeshit and all these bodies turn up and one chick gets hacked with a machete about a million times, but up to that point all anyone does is talk and argue and play the piano. The two cutest chicks both get totally naked in one part and the murders are pretty bloody, but so much nothing happens the rest of the time that it isn't even worth it when there are so many other movies out there with lots more boobs and death.

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