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The Unquiet

(2007)

A bunch of ghost hunters (including a psychic with embarrassingly huge tits) investigate this deserted women's prison, and before you know it all the chicks in the group are having hot flashes and freaking out for absolutely no reason, which proves... well, nothing actually. Later though some ghosts really do show up, but it's all pretty pussified and the only person who dies exits stage left via heart attack. Lame. Plus it's kind of hard to swallow the fact that the main guy is the one who believes in ghosts and the main chick is the one who doesn't, since everybody knows that it's always chicks who are chomping at the bit to buy into ghosts and reincarnation and astrology and any other flakey nonsense someone is shoveling. And what kind of movie happens in a women's prison and doesn't have at least one lesbian catfight? It's pretty obvious they didn't think this thing through at all.

Oh well, at least the main chick is hot.