Up in the Cellar

(1970)

This hippie kid gets all upset with J.R. Ewing because he loses his poetry scholarship* and his house in like the same day, even though it's mostly his own fault for being a goddamned moron. He tries to kill himself, but J.R. saves his life so now he's really pissed (fucking ingrate) and decides to get revenge. First he fucks J.R.'s daughter (we see her tits, but she's ugly), then he fucks J.R.'s wife (she's not bad, so of course we don't see her tits, goddamn bastards), and later he tries to do a bunch of other stuff to fuck up J.R.'s life. But because of like circumstances or whatever, when the dust clears J.R. ends up coming out on top anyway! Ha! Awesome. Eat shit, hippie.

*Fag

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