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Vampires vs. Zombies

(2004)

It's a pretty good bet that when somebody comes up with an idea as cool as "Vampires vs. Zombies" they're gonna find some way to fuck it up, but this time they didn't and this movie rocks pretty hard. It starts with this guy and his smokin' daughter (who has like the best legs ever) on the run because zombies are everywhere. They end up picking up this other hottie who needs help but it turns out she's a vampire and the first chance she gets she dykes out with the daughter and bites her on the thigh. It pretty much ends up turning into this free-for-all where the dad and this other jerkoff want to kill the vampire, the zombies want to kill everybody, and the vampire just wants to munch the daughter's carpet. There's blood spewing everywhere, zombies tearing out guts, the one chick punches her fist through a zombie's head, we get to see both the hot chicks' racks, and in the end they even throw in some Catholic schoolgirl zombies. This movie fucking rules. You know the Academy Awards are fixed if it didn't win something.