Vault

The Vault

(2001)

A ghost is trapped in this vault under an old school, and it's this one security guard's job to make sure it doesn't escape. I guess he was in the shitter or something though, because he's nowhere to be found when these kids and their teacher show up and let the ghost out. The ghost impales one dude and another cat gets half his face cut off (which was sorta cool), but other than that it's not very gory and the main chick, who's hot as fuck, not only doesn't get naked, but spends the whole movie dressed like she's going on a ski trip! What the fuck? If she wasn't willing to pop 'em out you could've at least put her in a bikini or a short little skirt or something, you fucking morons.

I'm getting really sick of people who don't know like the basics of making movies.

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