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Vengeance of the Zombies

(1972)

These two grave robbers are robbing a tomb when they get trapped inside. Then this voodoo guy shows up and brings the body to life and it kills them. The dead body's cousin (I think) goes to this séance, then goes to a cursed house to visit this guru. Suddenly the cousin gets dragged to a room where this cool demon, a hot chick covered in gold paint, and zombies stab her and catch some of her blood in a cup. The demon drinks the blood, but then it turns out it's just a dream (weak). Next, a mime stabs two people who are fucking in an office and more zombies come to life in a morgue. Later there's a decapitation, a rake fight, zombies killing cops, a hot blonde who gets shot, plus tits and gore. For some reason, this crazy jazz music plays whenever anything evil happens. I guess this one chick says it best when she goes; "What is happening here? What's it all about?"

Update: I knew my reviews fucking rocked, but it turns out this one was so awesome that some company who put out a DVD of this movie ripped it off. I was gonna hire like 8000 lawyers and sue their asses off, but it turns out they stole the movie too so all the DVDs had to be recalled or whatever anyway. Fucking dipshits. Anyway, if you have this movie on DVD check out the back and if part of my review is there get out your checkbook, because you owe me two cents.