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THE WORLD OF MR. SATANISM VS.
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(1988)
The grown-up Brady Bunch kids and their obnoxious Brady Bunch families all fly in to spend Christmas at the Brady Bunch house. Even Alice comes back (from the grave, it looks like), although she's completely fucking senile: she dresses as a maid the whole time she's there, and she doesn't even work for them anymore! As if that isn't enough to deal with, one of the kids dropped out of school, another one might be getting a divorce, another one's bum husband got fired... Now in real life the second any of this came to light there would be a huge argument with people screaming shit like "I never thought you were good enough for my daughter!" or "Don't you dare talk to your mother that way, you fucking ingrate!", but does that happen here? Oh, no; instead, they solve every single problem during a nice little chat over Xmas dinner! Who in the hell ever heard of a family Christmas that didn't involve drinking, crying, guilt, threats, pettiness, and at least one fistfight? Leave it to the Bradys to spit on all those traditions. The worst is yet to come though: later the dad decides to get trapped in this collapsed building, and when nothing else can save him the Brady Bunch sing a Christmas song and suddenly he pops out of the rubble completely unharmed! You know, there's a point where a movie is just pissing in your fucking face and this flick crossed it right there. Screw the Bradys- if it wasn't for Jan and Cindy's combined fine-itude I'd order a hit on the whole lot of them.
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