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Wal-Mart:
The High Cost of Low Price

(2005)

Great, a whole movie full of inbred halfwits complaining about Wal-Mart. If you think Wal-Mart sucks so bad, don't shop or work there. How hard is that? It's not too surprising that these hayseeds can't figure that out though; for example, in one part this guy says "If Wal-Mart's not a monopoly I don't know what is." Apparently you don't, idiot. The most hilarious thing about this movie though is that it blames everything on Wal-Mart, even carjackings! I'm dead fucking serious. Or what about when they tell us "Currently in the U.S. there are 26,699,678 square feet of empty Wal-Marts- enough room to build 29,666 classrooms and educate 593,326 kids." Uh, I don't see the connection. It got to the point where I expected some white trash skank to come on and be like "I'm preg'nant agin and Wal-Mart's my baby-daddy!" Here's an idea: maybe your life isn't bad because you work at Wal-Mart, maybe your life is bad because you're a fucking moron; I've been toWal-Mart and frankly the people who work there don't seem very bright. Last time the cashier was so fat & retarded that it took her twenty-three minutes to ring up two Cherry Cokes and a box of Boo Berry. If I had needed to catch an airplane or not miss Christmas I would’ve been screwed.

Hmmm, now that I think about it, this movie's right. Fuck Wal-Mart.