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THE WORLD OF MR. SATANISM VS.
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(1965)
It's Gamma 1's Rockin' New Year's Eve, but when they lose contact with this other space station the commander has to shut the party down to investigate, even though half his crew is soused. At this point this had the potential to be the most awesome, hilarious sci-fi movie of all time; too bad everybody's sober by the time the trouble starts. Basically, these alien clouds are stealing entire space stations and possessing everybody full-on Borg style; at first Space Command thinks the possessed people are crazy ("He's gone galaxy!"), but then the aliens clue them in and for some reason invite the commander and his team to their secret base on Mars for the ten-cent tour. The commander finally gets fed up with their shit though, so he punches everyone in sight*, then one of his boys busts a window to the outside (with a stool!), all the air escapes, and the possessed people die. There's a bunch of these "Gamma 1" movies, and after you watch two or three of them it's pretty obvious that Star Trek ripped off their whole shtick. Just one more reason to hate that Gene Boysenberry dude, I guess. * Including his own girl when she gets all hysterical. I miss the days when you could do that.
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YOU don't have to PUT UP with the HIP.
