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The Watch

(2008)

So, this chick gets a job as a fire watcher; basically she has to sit in some shack out in the middle of nowhere, and if this computer tells her there's a fire, she calls it in. Of course she never thinks to ask why they don't just set the computer up so that it automatically routes this crap to whoever she calls, but I guess the important thing is that it gets her out in the woods alone where she can get raped by rednecks, killed by monsters, possessed by demons, or whatever the fuck is gonna happen to her. So, after she's there a few days she starts getting haunted, but just when she's about to have a complete fucking breakdown her cool, slutty friend comes riding to the rescue and it turns out the whole thing is just this ridiculously complicated, harebrained psychology experiment. As if that isn't a retarded enough twist, then it turns out there really is a ghost! And if THAT isn't retarded enough for you, when it's all over the main chick decides to start dating one of the guys who was doing the experiment and put her through all this horror! "Yeah... sorry I tortured you for days and had you crawling around the woods screaming and crying because you thought you were gonna be murdered. So, you wanna go out sometime?" I know broads like to be treated like shit, but is there any point where they'll actually draw the line? You women really are fucking idiots, you know that?