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Welcome to Blood City

(1977)

All these people wake up in a freaky wild west town where half the folks dress like regular cowboys, and the other half dress like they belong to the evil version of the Red Cross. I'll bet you didn't even know there was an Evil Red Cross, did you? Well there is. It's run by vampires.

At the saloon catering to the Evil Red Cross

Anyway, the whole (retarded) thing is actually a virtual reality test or something, but in the end it pretty much gets screwed up because one of the people running it is a chick and they forgot to take into account how catty chicks are. I'm guessing the people who made this wanted it to be like Westworld, so they assumed all they needed was 1) cowboys and 2) people watching the cowboys on computer monitors. Unfortunately, you have to make it not suck too, and they didn't think of that. There's hardly any blood (duh), no tits, and a cute chick gets raped but they don't even show it! The worst part though is probably the big shootout at the end, with the fakest scene of a guy falling off a cliff in the history of anything. Seriously, check this shit out:

What the hell is that??? It looks like they just scribbled that middle part out with a brown magic marker or something! Maybe it's time to lay off the sauce, Quality Control. While we're on the subject, I also liked the dead chick who opens her eye. This movie is fucking pathetic. They should've called it "Welcome to DUD city".