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The Werewolf

(1956)

If you're looking for some blood-chilling, bone-curdling werewolf action, don't look here. A mad scientist turns this guy into a werewolf, but instead of going on a killing spree he mostly just wanders around the woods losing his shoes and stepping in bear traps until the cops finally catch him. Later he escapes, so a drunken posse that's been hitting the sauce for like three days straight at the local watering hole runs him down and fills him full of holes. Most of this flick is just people walking around, and every time it looks like something cool might actually happen - like somebody putting an end to all this nonsense by running the werewolf over with a motor grader - it doesn't. Why would you even have a motor grader in your movie if you aren't gonna run somebody over with it? What a complete waste of time.


 

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