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(1962)
Someone at the girls' reform school is turning into a goony-looking werewolf and wasting people, but luckily the new professor they hired just happens to be an expert on the subject. Well, "expert" is probably a strong word since the last time he fooled around with this shit he got somebody killed and almost went to jail, but he's pretty much all they've got. Meanwhile in this subplot one of the other teachers is having sex with some of the girls for money, that is until he decides to write one of them a bunch of love letters and she uses them to blackmail him. "You're without a doubt a pitiful imbecile," says his wife when she finds out. He's pretty offended when he gets blamed for the murders though: "I've never killed anybody. I've always paid! I've always paid for everything!" It's hard to believe this dump hasn't been shut down with all the perverts and miscreants they've got on staff. Your tax dollars at work. The movie's actually pretty boring, but a few people die and if you make it to the end there's a hilarious fight between a lady mad scientist and a dog. And then of course there's this:
You just can't argue with reform school girls. C+
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