Where's My Mummy

Where's My Mummy?

(2005)

Scooby-Doo and his moronic friends end up in Egypt where they get chased all over the place by a bunch of mummies. Along the way they fight a giant robot scorpion, find an honest-to-God flying carpet (you would think that would be an amazing scientific discovery, challenging all our views on gravity, physics, and airline travel, but nobody seems particularly impressed), and meet some clowns who think Scooby-Doo is like their reincarnated king. Okay, how many christing times are they gonna trot out this cuntfucking "people think some goofy idiot is their long-lost leader" bit? If you're a cartoon writer and you've ever used this idea, please do children the world over a favor and kill yourself now, because trust me, even to a five-year-old you're a goddamned hack. Screw this piece of crap; Daphne doesn't even flaunt it in anything sexy.

Rating: Zero Daphnes

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