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The Wicked

(1987)

These three dumbasses have car trouble so they go to an old mansion where all the people act like they're in Rocky Horror and one broad floats. Naturally they decide to stay. At first the weirdoes offer them "200% proof Romanian vodka" and come on to them, but it turns out they're vampires, and they spend the rest of the movie chasing the dumbasses around. In one scene, a rock band shows up out of nowhere and plays a song. When this happens, one dude says "Rock and roll music! No future!" I guess that means whoever wrote this movie read about punk rock in a magazine once. Later, when a vampire dances on the wall like Fred Astaire this dude says "You've got to give it to him; he might be an asshole, but boy he's got style." The only good thing about this stupid movie is the cute vampire chick, but she never even takes her clothes off, so this piece of shit is a total waste of time.