Wishing Stairs

(2003)

Okay, so there's this set of stairs that grants wishes if you climb it, and it just happens to be located at a private Asian girls' school packed to the gills with ballerinas, which if all the blood just rushed to your dick when you read that and you can't do the math is three awesome fetishes rolled into one. So how many people wish for naked Asian schoolgirl ballerinas before it's all over?

None.

This movie doesn't even take place in reality. Fuck off.

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