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Wishmaster

(1997)

This movie starts out with an evil genie fucking a bunch of people the hell up, until some cat traps him in a magic gem. Later he escapes and goes around dicking people over by tricking them into making wishes, and then having the wishes backfire on them. Like for example, if I wished this stupid movie actually had some tits in it, suddenly Rosie O'Donnell would show up or something. As it turns out, the genie's  actually looking to free all these other genies so they can take over the world, but to do that he has to get a specific person to make three wishes, which seems like it would be easy enough but since he fucks you over every single time nobody ever goes through with it. Here's an idea, you fucking dipshit: have the first two wishes turn out okay, then just screw the person with number three. Of course the genie never thinks of that. There's all these other ridiculous, complicated rules he has to follow too, but the movie just ignores them half the time anyway so I don't see why they even bothered. Plus how does a genie who's been trapped in a gem for like a thousand years know how to use a cell phone? It's a good thing this has a lot of blood in it, because frankly it's pretty retarded. Somebody should've wished for a better script.