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The Wizard of Oz:
Rescue of the Emerald City

(1990)

The Wicked Witch of the West comes back to life, kicks the piss out of everybody & their brother, takes all their shit, and sets herself up as top dog in the Emerald City. For somebody who's allergic to water and can't even get to your front door if the sprinklers are on, this bitch sure does get shit done. Naturally Dorothy and her moron friends have to save the day again, so first they go to "Castle Nutcracker" (don't blame me, I just watch this crap) to find the Wizard. Isn't the Wizard just like a normal guy? What the fuck is he supposed to do? What these people need to do is get their hands on some guns. Anyway, the Wizard gets taken out of action by the Wicked Witch, so they end up flooding the entire Emerald City to get her out of there (you can do the same thing with gophers). After it's all over the place is wrecked, but Dorothy just wishes on her ruby slippers and that puts everything back to normal. Then they all decide they have to go on a quest to find the Wizard so they can stop the witch once and for all, but fortunately the cartoon ends here so we don't have to sit through that part. What I want to know is: if they already have these magic slippers that can pretty much do anything, what the hell do they need to track down the Wizard for? Seriously, these people are idiots.