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Wolfhound

(2002)

This guy forces his whole family to move to Ireland (which if you can believe this movie is pretty much one big suckhole) so he can write a book, but he doesn't actually get much writing done because he spends all of his time fantasizing about tits (come to think of it, it's a lot like working on this website). Meanwhile all these stray dogs are hanging around. I don't mean like wolves or scary dogs or anything, just these dirty stray dogs like you'd find getting in your trash after you throw out a bunch of bad meat or something. After a while one of the stray dogs turns into a naked chick, so the dude fucks her (that was actually pretty impressive if you ask me- you have to really be into a chick to fuck her after she's been rolling around in a dead squirrel and eating her own poop all day). In the end it turns out almost everybody is like a weredog and two of them fight, except they fight as people I guess because that was easier than teaching the dogs to fight. Even with tits this was a pretty worthless movie.