Wolfman

(1979)

This brother and sister team up with an evil priest and stab their dad, then they invite their other brother to come to the will reading. But he doesn't know that they forged the will to say he gets everything, so he'll stick around long enough for them to turn him into a werewolf. This turns out to be a pretty stupid idea, because the werewolf ends up killing all of them, plus a bunch of other people, and later the priest plans to kill the werewolf anyway so I don't see why they went through all this trouble. Seriously, there was no reason for them to turn him into a werewolf in the first place, except to be a bunch of dicks. Nothing much really happens in this movie, and even though the sister is cute we never see her naked, so it's pretty much a waste of time unless you like boring movies.

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