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The Wonderful Land of Oz

(1969)

This annoying little kid lives with a witch and some sort of purple devil-cow, but she (the witch) wants to turn him to stone so he runs away with his friend Pumpkinhead. On the way to the Emerald City the kid meets this hot piece of ass in a miniskirt (nice legs) who's a general and wants to take over Oz. Meanwhile his Pumpkin friend (who ditched him) gets to the Emerald City first and meets the Scarecrow. The Scarecrow is king and has another, even sexier little hottie as like his "interpreter", even though he doesn't actually seem to need one. I know what that little minx is really on the payroll for. Who says the Scarecrow doesn't have any brains?

The general chick rounds up her army and they're all smokin' hot girls in miniskirts and knee-high boots. Awesome. The chicks all get knitting needles (to gouge peoples' eyes out with, I guess), sing a song (the little kid checks out the general's ass a couple times during this part), and then they march to the Emerald City and take it over in about two seconds. I guess Oz is located somewhere in France.

Face front you little pervert. That's not for you.

The Scarecrow, Pumpkinhead, and the kid escape and go to the Tin Woodsman for help. (When they get there, he's getting a rubdown from three cute brunettes. Fuck, I wish I lived in Oz.) The Tin Woodsman has a pretty good plan: just attack all the girls with his axe. That ends up not working though so next they go to the Good Witch. ("We can't leave Emerald City in the hands of those naughty girls," the Scarecrow tells her. That's so hot.) In the end they finally stop the girl rebellion by tracking down this missing princess who was supposed to be in charge in the first place, and it turns out she was really the annoying kid the whole time. That's right- he's a post-op tranny.