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The Yesterday Machine

(1963)

You'd think a movie about a Nazi trying to take over the world with a time machine would be pretty exciting, but apparently that's not the case. In fact, this movie is so boring that when they stop for like a five-minute science lesson right in the middle of everything, that turns out to be the most exciting part. It starts when this chick disappears in the woods after some Civil War cats chase after her. The chick's weird sister (I think she was high) and this reporter decide to go looking for her, and they end up getting caught by a scientist who wants to use this time machine to, what else, help the Nazis win the war. Mad scientists are always using time travel to help the Nazis win the war and the Nazis still can't seem to pull it off. I think it's time to just accept the fact that they're completely hopeless and use time travel for more important things, like swiping shit from the future to sell on eBay or going back in time and fucking chicks who used to be hot but are old hags now. The only good part of this flick was when the one sister got tied to the time machine. Watching her squirm around in that little majorette outfit was pretty hot.