Video Picks for Perverts
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(2007)
This is so bad. It's mostly about a bunch of ghosts who live in this cemetery and try to possess people, but every once in a while it switches to the jokers who work at the cemetery and their unhilarious, annoying antics, which don't have anything to do with the story but at least manage to waste more of our time. Everything about this sucks ass: it's not scary, it's not funny, it's not gory, they shortchange us on the tits, the main ghost calls everybody "bro", and one of the victim dudes has a fauxhawk. For real, when a guy who calls people "bro" and a guy with a fauxhawk are pitted against each other, who in the hell are you supposed to root for? Plus I've seen better acting down at the junior high school (hotter chicks, too). Watching this movie is like chugging a Capri Sun and then realizing you grabbed a colostomy bag by mistake. I'd totally tap this though:
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YOU don't have to PUT UP with the HIP.
