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Zombie 5: Killing Birds

(1987)

This guy gets back from 'Nam and his old lady is fucking some other dude, so he whacks 'em, plus her parents for good measure. But then all her pet birds attack him and tear his eyeball out.

Like years later these college dorks that major in Birds go out to the place where it happened to find a woodpecker. They even stay in the same house, so of course when it gets dark zombies show up. They bash in this fat-assed chick's head, a dude gets set on fire, and one of the zombies pulls the only hot girl out a van window and her skin comes off. Everyone else runs in the house and boards it up like in every zombie movie ever made, but the zombies just come through the walls. One dork keeps logging onto his laptop to get help, like he's gonna find some webpage about how to survive a zombie attack or something. Everybody dies but two people, and when they leave the next morning (after the zombies are gone), the blind 'Nam vet guy turns up and a flock of birds kills him. There was some gore and shit, but the hot chick never got naked, so it's still pretty weak.