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Zombie Bloodbath

(1993)

Jesus all-you-can-eat Christ- I've never seen a movie with so many fat chicks before. They must've been bussing them in for weeks. It seems there was an accident at this nuclear power plant, so they abandoned it, knocked the above-ground part down, and built a bunch of houses on top of the rest. Nobody seems to know anything about all of this shit except for one teenage girl though, so it's a hilarious joke on everybody when a bunch of zombies suddenly pop out of an old tunnel and start eating people. (My favorite victim is the broad who looks like she's trying to turn tricks down at the self-storage lot.) Some white trash folks decide they're not gonna take this bullshit lying down, so once the teenage chick fills them in they climb down into the abandoned power plant (AKA the local Rotary Club) to kick some undead ass. Unfortunately for them they're the ones who get their asses kicked and pretty soon there's gallons of blood, buckets of guts, and handfuls of mullet littering the countryside. The gore's kinda fake but at least there's a lot of it, and if it was a slow week I'd probably stick the teenage chick. Too bad she never gets naked.