Zombies of Mora Tau

(1957)

This chick goes to visit her great-grandma in Africa, and it turns out they've got a bit of a zombie problem down there. They don't let it bother them though- when one walks in front of the car their chauffeur just runs it over like it's no big deal! The zombies' major hang-up is guarding this sunken ship full of diamonds, so when a bunch of treasure-hunters show up the zombies start killing them, plus they kidnap this racktacular brunette and turn her into a zombie too (zombie or not I'd still bury my face in that pair- they're fucking unbelievable). The best part is when the zombie chick comes after this one guy and he bounces a candlestick right off her forehead! In the end the good guys manage to get the treasure, but the only way to stop the zombies for good is to destroy it so they toss the diamonds into the ocean - from shore - and all the zombies disappear! Okay, what? A five-year-old could just wade out there and get them now! How is that safer than they were before? What the fuck? Zombies are idiots.

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