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Zone Troopers

(1986)

A bunch of soldiers are fighting World War Part 2 when this spaceship crashes. Most of the American soldiers get wasted, but then the survivors find this alien and save it from the Nazis, so later when the alien's friends show up they all decide to team up and fight the Nazis. I usually like movies with Nazis, especially when there's one super-hot Nazi chick in charge and she runs a bordello or something on the side and fucks everybody, even people she knows are spies and shit (I'm pretty sure this is why they lost the war), but this movie wasn't anything like that and it's sort of weak. In fact, there's no gore or tits at all, but there is a part where one of the soldiers punches Hitler in the face, so you might enjoy that if you're like a Jew or something.

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