Who the fuck wants to be 18 again? Now if you could make the used-up single mom I'm currently banging 18 again, then I might be interested. And would you believe that this tape has ads on it for 18 Again! merchandise? Who in their right mind would be so into this movie that they would buy an 18 Again! jacket? Hell, I'll bet none of this shit ever really existed because they probably decided not to start producing it until the first orders came in and I think we can all guess how that played out. In fact, I'll tell you what- if anybody out there e-mails me a picture of themselves sporting original, honest-to-fuck 18 Again! gear I will send you a free Mr. Satanism comic. If you're a hot chick, I'll send you both of them.

So anyway, this stars the cat from Oh, God!; Oh, God! Book II; Oh, God! You Bastard; etc. as an old guy (the role he was born to play) who somehow switches bodies with his grandson after a car accident. So now he's 18, and the grandson is 81 and in a coma. But does he tell anyone about this so that maybe they can reverse what happened and save this innocent kid from a fate that's literally worse than death? Of course not. Instead, he tries to bone a college chick and goes to a club to see the Dickies. (Making this, incidentally, the only movie ever made featuring Oh, God and the Dickies.) Along the way the story completely forgets some totally important plot points (like the fact that the kid's personality seemed to be taking over the old man while he was in the kid's body, or the fact that the chick the kid likes technically fell in love with his grandpa, not him), and Pauly Shore shows up, which is always mildly infuriating, but on the other hand Oh, God's shtick is passably entertaining, you can never go wrong with the Dickies (unless they're playing Toledo, Ohio; trust me on this one), and there's even some tits, so overall it's way less annoying than the twenty other "switching bodies" movies that came out at the exact same time. I give it two Tritia Toyotas.