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(1992)
This is one of my favorite cartoons ever: the songs are good, the story is good, the jokes are so good that even Robin Williams can't screw them up, and I'd bone Princess Jasmine in a heartbeat. (And if that fucking tiger of hers bit me on the ass I'd make the bastard into a rug and then bone her again, on the rug.) I'll never buy a copy of it though, because they changed one of the songs for absolutely no reason and that sort of thing just yanks my fucking cock. In the real version of the movie that they showed in theaters, the first song has a part that goes like this: "Oh I come from a land, from a faraway place This group called the "Arab Anti-Decimation Committee" or something got all pissed off about that though, because according to them people in medieval times (when this movie takes place) weren't violent at all, so obviously it was racist. And they cried so much and so hard that Disney finally bitched out and changed it.
This is my artist's rendition of the Anti-Arab Destination Committee So that's it then. It's too bad, too, because Aladdin is probably the best Disney cartoon of all time. Thank you, Disney. Thank you for letting the terrorists win. |
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YOU don't have to PUT UP with the HIP.