For those of you who don't have a goddamned clue what's going on, Amanda Knox AKA "Foxy Knoxy" is the superfine redhead who supposedly murdered her roommate and is currently rotting away in Eye-talian jail. There's all this controversy as to whether she's actually guilty though, most of it stemming from the fact that she's really, really fucking hot. (Let's be brutally honest here: if she was some fat chick with a lazy eye nobody would still be talking about this.) This flick doesn't take a stand on whether Foxy really did it or not (pussies), but it does trot out all the facts and despite some poor choices - including a questionable romance with a wop nerd - it seems pretty clear that she is super fucking adorable. Evidence also suggests that she put out, which bears taking into consideration. If you ask me, we should parachute some Marines into Italy ASAP and bust that smoke-house hottie out immediately. If the fucking dags don't like it they can open wide and take my entire...

Holy fuck monkeys, they let the trick go! Once again, hotness triumphs over evil! Or possibly hot evil triumphs over everything else, which is good enough for me. Welcome home, Mandy! Once you get settled in you need to call me. I want you and Casey Anthony to lead my army of supervillain hotties.

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