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The Amazing Transparent Man

(1960)

I've tried to take over the world plenty of times and let me tell you, it's a thankless job. That's no excuse for this level of incompetence though. The dipshit in this movie wants to overthrow the United States with an invisible army, but so far he's got a grand total of four jokers on the payroll and only one of them is actually invisible. The other three are a senile old geezer (at least he remembered to bring a gun), the scientist who invented the invisibility ray (who's only helping because they locked his daughter in the bathroom), and an ugly chick the main bad guy smacks across the mouth whenever he's pissed off, which is most of the time. (My favorite is when she tries to knock one back after he slaps her and he lets her have it again and says "Now that's the dot on the i. Lay of the vodka." Ha!) The invisible guy eventually finds out that being invisible is gonna kill him, so he starts fighting with the main bad guy and in the process they accidentally blow up their entire hideout. The best part is the very end: the cops won't let these two government cats anywhere near the post-explosion cleanup because there's too much radioactive fallout, but the suckers actually doing the cleaning aren't wearing masks or high school science goggles or anything! Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha! Thank god for undocumented workers.



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