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THE WORLD OF MR. SATANISM VS.
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(1983)
Everyone seems to hate this sequel but frankly I didn't think it was half bad. It takes a while to get going, but once it does there's plenty of crazy shit: a realtor gets killed by flies; steam comes out of the faucets (hey, at least it isn't blood); the main guy's cute assistant gets burned alive; there's a super-freaky boat accident scene that's so awesome I won't even spoil it for you; and in the end the house goes completely ballistic, kills a shitload of psychic investigators (best bit: a door flies off its hinges and smashes this brunette hottie right through a window), and then explodes (I love how all the psychic investigators run away after this happens, like they're a bunch of kids who just broke a window or something). Oh, and in the most horrifying part, the main chick from Sleepless in Seattle sports a Canadian tuxedo for the entire movie. There's also a fire-breathing demon, a creepy nightmare with a dead girl popping out of a well, and tons of stuff getting thrown at the camera because, you know, 3-D. It's not as good as Part 2 but fuck, few things are. I say ignore the haters and check this out. |
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