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Amityville 1992: It's About Time

(1992)

This joker buys an old clock that used to be in the Amityville Horror house, and pretty soon everything goes haywire: time speeds up and stops; a German Shepherd gets stuffed into a pool drain (props to the clock on this one- that couldn't have been easy); the main guy gets possessed and starts designing like a whole subdivision of Amityville Horror houses (Can you imagine if they made that movie? That would be awesome.); his cute teenage daughter lets her own reflection get to second base; and of course there's all the old Amityville standbys: nightmares, murder, black slime, etc. It's definitely the second best Amityville movie, and it probably would've snagged the number one spot if they had gone all the way and let the daughter's reflection crawl out of that mirror so she could fuck herself. That would've been hot.

Note: For some reason, the DVD version of this puts a big black box over the "1992" when the title comes up, and they left it off the cover entirely. What the fuck is up with that? Is there some reason they don't want us to know that this flick takes place in 1992? Sure, 1992 was a while ago but so was 2001 and you don't see them changing the name of that movie to just "A Space Odyssey". For fuck's sake, the movie's about a clock and is called "It's About Time". How can they be embarrassed by "1992" but not that?



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