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Amityville: A New Generation

(1993)

"A New Generation"? What the hell does that even mean? Duh. This time the Amityville house is living inside a magic mirror, and when some artistes bring the mirror into their building it starts killing everybody. Nobody catches on at first because the deaths look like suicides and you know how artists are, but eventually the main guy starts nosing around and finds out that the cat who gave them the mirror is the original Amityville killer from Part 2! Well, except that his name and the date are both completely wrong, which could mean one of three things:

  1. There was another massacre at the house before the one in Part 2

  2. The producers were afraid of getting sued, so they changed all the facts around

  3. The writer was too lazy to do the necessary research to get this shit right, even though all it consisted of was watching the first ten minutes of one movie

It doesn't really matter anyway since this flick is completely pointless. It just stumbles around like a drunken ten-year-old until the very end, where the main guy gets his hands on a shotgun and almost goes on a rampage, but then doesn't. Yeah, that's what we all paid to see, someone not going on a killing spree. Fucking weak.



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