This guy and his dysfunctional family (there's no incest or beat-downs like in Part 2, but they do argue a lot, and the MILF wife is all but dripping over her stepson) move into new digs, and when the dad investigates this old shed he finds a scale model of the Amityville Horror house, complete with a family of Geezenstacks!* Now, if I found something like that I'd be ecstatic- not only could you scare the kids with it, but come Fourth of July you could stuff that bitch to the gills with M-80s and reenact the end of Amityville 3-D. BOOM! Ha ha! Awesome.

One gimmick this time is that anything that happens in the toy house happens in the real house too (which would make more sense if the houses were in any way identical, which they're not, but whatever). Unfortunately, the shit they come up with is pretty gay. For example, in one part a pet mouse gets into the dollhouse, and suddenly there's a giant mouse under the little girl's bed (it's hysterically fake too- all they show is the tail and part of its ass, which looks like a old throw rug folded in half). Some other things that go down: the fireplace lights by itself, a (non-poisonous) spider falls on this dweeb's head, and no one will eat any pancakes. Obviously this crummy movie isn't even trying, and what's worse I think they're rubbing our faces in it. Check out this Jewish ouija board some people use in one part:

"Not art". Thanks, assholes.

*Look it up.