Everybody knows that the The Batman cartoon isn't as good as the Batman cartoon, but that said this movie is still relatively badass. If that sentence didn't make any sense to you, you just lost your nerd privileges. Go fuck a cheerleader or something and come back tomorrow, when we'll be reviewing a movie about a bunch of jocks overcoming adversity, and their painfully obvious homosexuality, in an attempt to win a "the big game".

So anyway, Dracula shows up and makes the Penguin and the Joker his bitches, and before long vampires are spreading all over Gotham City like AIDS in a Swaziland whorehouse. This is actually pretty damn gory for a cartoon - the best part is probably when the Joker breaks into a blood bank and starts chugging the shit like Bud Light and licking it off the floor - but I'm not sure I like this newer, lamer (the) Batman. In one part, Alfred actually calls him out for being more interested in dudes than chicks, and later when he meets "Dr. Alucard" at a party he doesn't even realize it's really Dracula! Jesus, that's the oldest (and weakest) gag in the book. "World's greatest detective" my ass. Still, this is way more gruesome than most non-Japanese cartoons so if you love cartoons and America you should probably check it out.