This movie is as worthless as a bag of Jewish nickels. It combines two of the worst plot ingredients ever: a bunch of stupid assholes having a mid-life crisis, and a party that's lamer than one you could organize yourself in less time than it takes to watch the movie. Plus it's full of the kind of shit that people do every day, but that you're generally supposed to leave out when you're making a movie about them. My favorite is when the main guy fixes his lunch. He just makes the fuck out of that sandwich. It's cinema gold. Finally, like halfway through, Captain Sandwich tries to get some lovin' from his frigid, bitchy wife and even though he fails (Ha ha! Burn. Maybe they should've called this "Baystate Blue Balls") at least we get to see her little nubbins and they're not too shabby. Later he ends up in the sack with her (way) hotter sister anyway, so it looks like things worked out okay for him. For us not so much, since this flick is a boring, pointless piece of crap. Seriously, idiots, most of us can make sandwiches and not get laid by our insignificant other without leaving the house. You need to come up with something a lot better than that if you want people to watch your movie.