Never mind that, by definition, you can't celebrate Christmas if it's B.C. The real question here is: How will Johnny Hart, the guy who invented B.C., use this cartoon to belittle his many enemies, i.e. every Jew, Muslim, gay person, and non-Presbyterian on the planet? In real life, of course, he just went around sounding off about how they were all gonna burn in Hell, but you can't really get away with that kind of shit on a kid's show, so it'll be interesting to see how he sneaks it in here.

The first joke (I guess) is a couple of ants at the ant version of Stonehenge (take that, Druids), but the real story starts when two of the B.C. cavemen decide to write some runes on a slab, bury it, pretend to find it, "translate" it, and then use the yarn they come up with to bamboozle everyone (in your fucking face, Mormons). As part of the con they basically invent Santa Claus, but then it turns out that he was real all along (suck it and die, atheists) so all of their scheming and scamming comes to naught (getting the message, Jews? Now die in Hell).

Welp, looks like Hart definitely got his digs in. The world really is a better place since he croaked.