"Celebrate the Christmas season with the Donut Man, his pal Duncan, and the Donut Repair Club". Okay, what? For real, why do Christians always have to be so goddamned weird? This is another video that tries to brainwash teach kids about Jesus, and parts of it seem normal enough, like the kids putting on a Christmas show (even if it does sound like they're singing "Joy to the world, the Lord is scum" in one part). I'll even give a pass to the little girl who looks like she has that disease where you die of old age before your 12th birthday*. But what the fuck is up with the talking donut? Christians say they hate witchcraft and shit, so why are they always encouraging their kids to hang out with talking animals and satanically-possessed inanimate objects? Talk about sending a mixed message.

At any rate, as far as Christian videos go this isn't particularly obnoxious (mostly they just sing Christmas songs), but it sure pissed somebody off- as you can see, the previous owner tore the main guy's face right off this copy. Where's your repair club now, Donut Man? Also, if you can read the pencil scribbles, our perp apparently loves Rachel Chris. Good luck with that, kid.