You know, a few of the bikinis the girls are trying on at the beginning of this movie are pretty stylish. If I was a chick, I could totally see myself sporting some of those. I'm just saying is all.

So anyway, it's not hard to make a movie called "The Bikini Shop" because as long as there are lots of girls in bikinis in it, you've already succeeded. Fortunately, this movie does go a little above and beyond: it has tits too. There are some problems that keep it from truly rocking, though. For one thing, they forgot to include any actual jokes. Also they waste way too much time on the one guy's romance; there's sluts in bikinis everywhere- who wants to fall in love at a time like that? The biggest problem though is that way too many of the aforementioned sluts have faces that only someone who's not looking at their face could love. I mean sure, a few buttermugs always slip through when you're making a movie like this, but they're the vast majority here. Oh, and just once could someone please make a movie about people running a small business that doesn't end the exact same way as every other movie about people running a small business? Somebody popped in to deliver some, uh, office supplies while I was reviewing this and frankly it was a little embarrassing:

Dealer (in office supplies): "Hola, Mr. S, whatchu watchin' today?"
Me: "A zany scheme to save the bikini store."

For real, I am so tired of having that conversation.