
Video Picks for Perverts
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(2006)
Here's one of my favorite jokes: "Knock knock" You know why that's funny? Because it's unexpected. Well, nothing in this movie is unexpected, especially the fact that it sucks. Once you get over the fact that it's about killer sheep (which takes about two seconds) it's just like any other monster movie, right down to having a main guy who's in a killer sheep movie and just happens to be afraid of sheep. Wow that's so clever and original that I think the part of my brain that senses when something is clever & original just went into overload. And I hate to be the one to break it to these guys, but somebody already made a killer sheep movie: it's called Godmonster of Indian Flats and if you don't believe me click on the Amazon link at the bottom of this page and look it up. Then buy some shit- this website doesn't pay for itself you know, you freeloading Jews. Anyway, Black Sheep is pretty gory, which is good, but unfortunately they manage to screw up everything else: the annoying hippie doesn't die (weak), there's fart and dick jokes (seriously weak), and the hottie never gets naked (terminally weak). Seriously, it's like they thought "killer sheep" was such a brilliant idea that they could go home early, take a four-day weekend, and the rest of the movie would just make itself. Well I've got news for you bogan sheep-fellators: movies that rock don't just make themselves. It takes lots of hard work. And lots and lots of tits. |
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